Craziest Carnival Food in the World

16 September 2015


Summer is gently but steadily going for its end and so is most people's decision to be on a diet. We don't have to be so harsh on ourselves anymore since there is not much time left to spend it on the beach.  And that means we can start eating as normal people again, without scrupling on fast-food, sweets or any other type of food we want to taste.


But there are some foods that you can usually find on local carnivals that in most cases don't look good, don't feel good, and they don't even have a cool name either. It’s no secret that carnivals feature some of the unhealthiest, and most-awesome, foodstuffs known to mankind. But even these festive funtopias occasionally go too far. Here are some of the wackiest and strangest foods that'll have you tossing your triple-fried cookies all over that dang Gravitron. Most of the people don't dare to try them, but there are always those superhero types that want to try anything and everything. Unfortunately, some of them don't live long to pass over their experiences, but, in this case, the situation is quite the opposite. We will present you a short list of wild carnival foods that have been taste-tested by those ready to test their mortality. Also, we want to avail of this situation and thank them, posthumously, for being our guinea pigs. Thank you!


Grilled Cheese Donut

Grilled Cheese Donut

Photo: Dallas_Foodie

Everybody loves donuts but from this single donut even the cops run away, it is that bad. Although it may even have a regular even tempting name, it definitively does not look tasty, in fact, Grilled Cheese Donut seems like something you should not put in your mouth. But even if you still have the desire to try this meal, you will find it very challenging just to pick it up and bring it near your mouth. If you managed to swallow it, then you would be struck with a real tide of sugar that will make you wish you ordered broccoli instead. And this is still not the end of your misery since you will need at least a dozen of napkins to get the thick, sticky icing off your fingers.


Chocolate-Covered Bacon

Chocolate-Covered Bacon

Photo: Bryan Bruchman

Yes, you've heard right it is a bacon covered with chocolate, undoubtedly a combination forbidden by dozens of laws, conventions and legislatures in most countries in the world. We won't tell you what it looks like, but just have in mind that chocolate and grease do not mix under any circumstances. Everybody loves chocolate!. If you like chocolate or meat or food, in general, then you will never taste or try to create this. In fact, if you attempt to execute this combination you will probably have better chances of summoning an ancient demon then preparing a tasteable meal. 


Deep-Fried Vegetables

Deep-Fried Vegetables

Photo: Stijn Nieuwendijk

Let's just sit back and admire what we are looking at for a moment. This is the most Southern-sounding dish of all time, and yet it hails from Hawaii, the land of healthy surfers and stuff. Maui County Fair, you've captured a nation's hearts (and filled them with cholesterol) Nothing is there to prevent you from making this combination, and that is a fact, but no one is forbidding you to fill your swimming pool with concrete either, right? Well, someone might say that there are so many different vegetables, and that person would be completely right. But we ensure you that there is no herb in the whole universe that tastes ok when deep-fried. In fact, most of them will feel like rubber and will make you spit it out in disgust and despair.


Cactus Burger

Cactus Burger

Photo: calgarystampede.com

We don't now who came up with this name, but that person should get sacked immediately. Who could ever think that one day the words cactus and burger will end up together - surprises never end. Most of the people would never want to try this kind of a burger, but we found a volunteer that agreed to help us, God rest his soul. At first look and smell, everything seemed normal but then we made a fatal decision and went in for a closer look. Well, most of the ingredients in a burger are there to make it taste much better - but here that was not the case. The soggy, brittle, rubbery cactus leaf in a combination with a month-old melon/avocado hybrid killed every possibility of having an at least decent meal. There is only one good side of the cactus burger - there were no cactus' stabbing parts in it, thank God.

 

Cheese on a Stick

Cheese on a Stick

Photo: beautifulcataya

Well, this is probably the first meal on this list that has a cool name and it even looks nice. When you see it, you will probably say it has a form of a regular corn dog, but when you come closer, you will notice the difference. Cheese on a Stick smells like the dairy section of the grocery store caught fire and what is even worse it tastes like Barby or any other plastic toy. But that is not a surprise because if you give it a closer look you will notice that the cheddar seems like it received a dose of radioactivity.


In the end, we advise you not to try any of these meals for your sake. We sacrificed a few of our friends, so you don't have to risk your life. Be smart and stay away from these foods.

 

 

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